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Oct. 14th, 2005 | 10:31 pm
posted by: evilcupcakes in ask_scarlett

ryanwildstar asks:

You please me so, my Sister. Where the hell did we come from?

Haha, nice try smart boy!
If you are speaking of the origins of biological life on this planet, the answer is, no one is sure. Personally, I subscribe to the concept of "intelligent design"... provided by intelligent design you mean Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism puts forth the theory that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, starting with a mountain, trees and a "midgit". It also states that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s. If you would like to know more about FSM, here is the site and the history behind it http://www.venganza.org/index.htm

If instead you are speaking about where we as in "you and I" come from, I can attest to the fact the we are products of The Bog, but if I remember correctly you had the good fortune of being born in Boston ;)

May you forever be touched by His noodley appendage.

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